枫下沙龙 / 梦想天空 / You guys at work? My treat.
-wantbaby(：）);
2016-12-28{52}(#10515402@0)+1
I am too cheap. who is paying for the courier? you?
-the_dumb_one(dumb_and_dumber);
2016-12-28(#10515462@0)+1
here you go, the delivery boy. Hey, how much will you pay for the tips? Better be good.
-wantbaby(：）);
2016-12-28{52}(#10515564@0)
that is very nice. we have a big bowl of Butterfinger candy in the lunchroom. when this cute little fella drops by I'll give him the whole bowl so he can become even more sweet than he already is.
-the_dumb_one(dumb_and_dumber);
2016-12-28(#10515639@0)
I'm his tip negotiator, and I like to know if you have this type of candies and snacks? If your answer is no. he will be on strike for sure.
-wantbaby(：）);
2016-12-28{52}(#10515677@0)
we are a minimum wage shop. we barely stretched ourselves to the level of premium by offering a full bowl of Butterfinger candy. we won't be able to bid against your exotic treats.
-the_dumb_one(dumb_and_dumber);
2016-12-28(#10515724@0)
His happiness has been thrown right out of the window by you.Here's the final counterproposal: got these ones?
-wantbaby(：）);
2016-12-28{52}(#10515857@0)
that is more exotic than exotic. that is another day in paradise. can I be your delivery boy? or whatever boy you want me to be, choirboy, busboy, attaboy, you name it.I just want the heavenly candies.
-the_dumb_one(dumb_and_dumber);
2016-12-28(#10515884@0)
Today must be the lucky dog day. We do have openings for busboy position. Interview question 1: How many plates will it take to throw you under the "bus" ? lol
-wantbaby(：）);
2016-12-29{52}(#10517181@0)
being an entry level underdog it does not really take that much to crash me. a good-looking plate with a good-looking face is all that needed to sweep me off my feet.
-the_dumb_one(dumb_and_dumber);
2016-12-29(#10517193@0)
Interview question 2: Which one of the faces is good-looking? Our busboy, even an entry-level one, must be highly detail-oriented.
-wantbaby(：）);
2016-12-29{107}(#10517320@0)
the two pictures are of the same object. however, the first one is good-looking because a side face is usually more enticing, and also because it does not have the repelling effect of an open mouth with dirt from the second picture.
-the_dumb_one(dumb_and_dumber);
2016-12-29(#10517358@0)
You got B+ which doesn't qualify you for the entry level. Yes,two pictures for one face from different perspectives, and indeed, the first one is better-looking for the enchanting silhouette. Interview question 3:
-wantbaby(：）);
2016-12-29{119}(#10517393@0)
How many quarters will it take to put you in high spirits? ^_^.
well, busboy is doing a labor-intensive job. his profile might be that of a minion, yet his stomach must be big and strong enough to support the inhuman burden. I would say two, possibly three, would do just fine.
-the_dumb_one(dumb_and_dumber);
2016-12-29(#10517473@0)
My Good Lord, 3 quarters for 1 meal? Before dessert? After dessert? Without dessert? Whatever dessert? I bet you don't want this job at all. You scare the restaurant's pants off.
-wantbaby(：）);
2016-12-29{52}(#10517598@0)
of course with a little bit of dessert. Uncle Tetsu's Japanese Cheesecake preferred (original is fine. born into a poor family I am used to not fancy fancy stuff). as for pants off,I thought I was applying for busboy position at Hooters? isn't
-the_dumb_one(dumb_and_dumber);
2016-12-29{37}(#10517624@0)
it already a pants off establishment?
Do you know the best way to kill Uncle Tetsu's Japanese Cheesecakes?
-wantbaby(：）);
2016-12-30(#10518580@0)
donate them to salvation army or food bank. then you get a chance to stay lean, fit and slim.
-the_dumb_one(dumb_and_dumber);
2016-12-30(#10518635@0)
Are you Mr. Claus ? Am I talking to Mr. Claus (Santa Claus) or what? Spooky! The best way is to chill the cake in fridge for just one night, and only one night before you dig in, which will make it fuller, richer and better. Just one night.
-wantbaby(：）);
2016-12-30(#10518681@0)
no, I am not, although I tried very hard to be his puppet. thanks for the tip on the cheesecake. however as a side note, last time I checked one night stand is still illegal in Ontario. maybe we should not be promoting it.
-the_dumb_one(dumb_and_dumber);
2016-12-30(#10518719@0)
My fridge’s in a kingdom called Far Far Away, which is not in the jurisdiction of Ontario, and I bet you’ve no idea where Far Far Away is. Am I right? One night stand cheesecake. lol
-wantbaby(：）);
2016-12-30(#10518809@0)
well, I actually do know something about Far and Away. see here. although Cruise is never one of my favorite actors, Kidman is definitely on my short list of women to "die for":
-the_dumb_one(dumb_and_dumber);
2016-12-30(#10518833@0)
You've never and ever and ever and ever ...seen Shrek? The Kingdom of Far Far Away is in Shrek 2. You scare my socks off.
-wantbaby(：）);
2016-12-30(#10518883@0)
I know it is hard to believe but I do have Shrek (all 4 of them) in my Blu-ray collection. however, I only watched Shrek and Shrek 2 years back when my kid was still drinking milk from a tiny bottle.
-the_dumb_one(dumb_and_dumber);
2016-12-30(#10518928@0)
