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大家都在为小女孩担忧, 不过, 还是希望大家稍微放松一下... 请明天把这篇文章转给你的上司.<ZT>

本文发表在 rolia.net 枫下论坛WHO'S IN CHARGE?

The organs of the body were having a meeting,

trying to decide who was in charge.
Each organ took a turn speaking up:
Brain....I should be in charge because
I run all body functions.
Blood...I should be in charge because
I circulate oxygen for the brain.
Stomach...I should be in charge because
I process food to the brain.
Legs....I should be in charge because
I take the brain where it wants to go.
Eyes...I should be in charge because
I let the brain see where it's going.
Asshole...I should be in charge because
I get rid of your waste.
All the other parts laughed and made the asshole very mad.
To prove his point, the asshole immediately slammed
tightly closed and stayed that way for 6 days,
refusing to rid the body of any waste whatsoever.
Day 1
Brain got a terrible headache and cried out for relief
Day 2 -
Stomach got bloated and began to ache terribly
Day 3 -
Legs got cramps and became unstable
Day 4 -
Eyes became watery and vision became blurred
Day 5 -
Blood became toxic and poisoned the body
Day 6 -
The other organs agreed to let the asshole be in charge.
The moral of the story:
No matter who you are,
or how important you think you are,
you will find that it is always the asshole
that is in charge.更多精彩文章及讨论,请光临枫下论坛 rolia.net
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  • 枫下拾英 / 美文转贴 / 大家都在为小女孩担忧, 不过, 还是希望大家稍微放松一下... 请明天把这篇文章转给你的上司.<ZT>
    本文发表在 rolia.net 枫下论坛WHO'S IN CHARGE?

    The organs of the body were having a meeting,

    trying to decide who was in charge.
    Each organ took a turn speaking up:
    Brain....I should be in charge because
    I run all body functions.
    Blood...I should be in charge because
    I circulate oxygen for the brain.
    Stomach...I should be in charge because
    I process food to the brain.
    Legs....I should be in charge because
    I take the brain where it wants to go.
    Eyes...I should be in charge because
    I let the brain see where it's going.
    Asshole...I should be in charge because
    I get rid of your waste.
    All the other parts laughed and made the asshole very mad.
    To prove his point, the asshole immediately slammed
    tightly closed and stayed that way for 6 days,
    refusing to rid the body of any waste whatsoever.
    Day 1
    Brain got a terrible headache and cried out for relief
    Day 2 -
    Stomach got bloated and began to ache terribly
    Day 3 -
    Legs got cramps and became unstable
    Day 4 -
    Eyes became watery and vision became blurred
    Day 5 -
    Blood became toxic and poisoned the body
    Day 6 -
    The other organs agreed to let the asshole be in charge.
    The moral of the story:
    No matter who you are,
    or how important you think you are,
    you will find that it is always the asshole
    that is in charge.更多精彩文章及讨论,请光临枫下论坛 rolia.net
    • p~
    • 哇哈哈哈哈。。。对了,好像EGG就在他们部门"IN CHARGE"..
      • so he is a temp .....
        • 你现在越发无法无天了……