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全世界的男人都后悔结婚太早。 有感与周六没参加DISCO

Golf


Four married guys go golfing. While playing the 4th hole, the
following conversation took place

First Guy: "You have no idea what I had to do to be able to come out
golfing this weekend. I had to promise my wife that I will paint every
room in the house next weekend"
Second Guy: "That's nothing, I had to promise my wife that I would
build her a new deck for the pool."
Third Guy: "Man, you both have it easy! I had to promise my wife that
I will remodel the kitchen for her."

They continued to play the hole when they realized that the fourth guy
has not said a word. So they asked him, "You haven't said anything
about what you had to do to be able to come golfing this weekend. What's
the deal?"

Fourth Guy: "I just set my alarm for 5:30 a.m. When it went off, I shut
off my alarm, gave the wife a nudge and said, "Golf Course or
Intercourse?" She said, "Wear your sweater."
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  • 枫下沙龙 / 休闲娱乐 / 全世界的男人都后悔结婚太早。 有感与周六没参加DISCO
    Golf


    Four married guys go golfing. While playing the 4th hole, the
    following conversation took place

    First Guy: "You have no idea what I had to do to be able to come out
    golfing this weekend. I had to promise my wife that I will paint every
    room in the house next weekend"
    Second Guy: "That's nothing, I had to promise my wife that I would
    build her a new deck for the pool."
    Third Guy: "Man, you both have it easy! I had to promise my wife that
    I will remodel the kitchen for her."

    They continued to play the hole when they realized that the fourth guy
    has not said a word. So they asked him, "You haven't said anything
    about what you had to do to be able to come golfing this weekend. What's
    the deal?"

    Fourth Guy: "I just set my alarm for 5:30 a.m. When it went off, I shut
    off my alarm, gave the wife a nudge and said, "Golf Course or
    Intercourse?" She said, "Wear your sweater."
    • I couldn't catch it. Give me some hints.
      • 老公问‘你是要@#$, 还是要GOLF“。 老婆选择了”GOLF“。 说明老公在#$%@上对老婆没有一点吸引力。