Hello,
I'm not a geek, or a hacker,
And I don't live in my parent's basement,
Or eat constantly at work,
Or own an AMC Pacer.
I don't know Bill Gates, Larry Ellison, or Steve Jobs,
Although I'm certain their stock options make them happy.
I have a department manager, not a boss, I speak VB and HTML.
not gibberish.
And I pronounce it SEQUEL, not S.Q.L.
I can proudly wear my Java shirt at a Microsoft developer's conference.
I believe in open source, not proprietary software,
Upgradable, not hardwired.
And that UNIX are not high-pitched choir boys.
A box IS a computer,
A monitor is NOT a TV,
And it is pronounced "Nov-ell" not "Novel."
The Internet is my second home, the first place I check for sports scores,
and the best thing about coming in to work at 8 in the morning.
My name is Giuliano,
And I AM EMPLOYABLE!
written by Giuliano Valentino
I'm not a geek, or a hacker,
And I don't live in my parent's basement,
Or eat constantly at work,
Or own an AMC Pacer.
I don't know Bill Gates, Larry Ellison, or Steve Jobs,
Although I'm certain their stock options make them happy.
I have a department manager, not a boss, I speak VB and HTML.
not gibberish.
And I pronounce it SEQUEL, not S.Q.L.
I can proudly wear my Java shirt at a Microsoft developer's conference.
I believe in open source, not proprietary software,
Upgradable, not hardwired.
And that UNIX are not high-pitched choir boys.
A box IS a computer,
A monitor is NOT a TV,
And it is pronounced "Nov-ell" not "Novel."
The Internet is my second home, the first place I check for sports scores,
and the best thing about coming in to work at 8 in the morning.
My name is Giuliano,
And I AM EMPLOYABLE!
written by Giuliano Valentino