本文发表在 rolia.net 枫下论坛 A classic is a book which people praise and don’t read.

 Accident is the name of the greatest of all inventors.

 After all these years I see that I was mistaken about Eve in the beginning; it is better to live outside the Garden with her than inside without her.

 All you need in this life is ignorance and confidence; then success is sure.

 Always do right. This will gratify some people and astonish the rest.

 Don’t go around saying the world owes you a living. The world owes you nothing.

 Don’t part with your illusions. When they are gone you may still exist, but you have ceased to live.

 Familiarity breeds contempt- and children.

 Few things are harder to put up with than a good example.

 Fiction is obliged to stick to possibilities. Truth isn’t.

 Get your facts first and then you can distort them as much as you wish.

 God made the Idiot for practice, and then He made the School Board.

 Good breeding consists of concealing how much we think of ourselves and how little we think of the other person.

 Grief can take care of itself, but to get the full value of joy must have somebody to divide it with.

 Humor is the great thing, the saving thing. The minute it crops up, all our irritations and resentments slip away, and a sunny spirit takes their place.

 I am opposed to millionaires, but it would be dangerous to offer me the position.

 I am prepared to meet anyone, but whether anyone is prepared for the great ordeal of meeting me is another matter.

 I can teach anybody how to get what they want out of life. The problem is that I can't find anybody who can tell me what they want.

 I was gratified to be able to answer promptly. I said, "I don't know.

 If you pick up a starving dog and make him prosperous, he will not bite you; that is the principal difference between a dog and a man.更多精彩文章及讨论，请光临枫下论坛 rolia.net