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世界上最有趣的笑话???

英国科学促进协会通过一个网站向全世界征集笑话,并让网民根据可笑程度对征集到的笑话进行评级。这期间,来自70个国家的4万多个笑话参加了评选,有200万人投了票。最终获得世界第一的笑话是:

"Two hunters are out in the woods when one of them collapses. He doesn't seem to be breathing and his eyes are glazed. The other man pulls out his phone and calls emergency services.

  He gasps to the operator: "My friend is dead! What can I do?" The operator in a calm, soothing voice replies: "Take it easy. I can help. First, let's make sure he's dead."

  There is a silence, then a shot is heard.

  Back on the phone, the hunter says, "Ok, now what?"
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  • 枫下沙龙 / 休闲娱乐 / 世界上最有趣的笑话???
    英国科学促进协会通过一个网站向全世界征集笑话,并让网民根据可笑程度对征集到的笑话进行评级。这期间,来自70个国家的4万多个笑话参加了评选,有200万人投了票。最终获得世界第一的笑话是:

    "Two hunters are out in the woods when one of them collapses. He doesn't seem to be breathing and his eyes are glazed. The other man pulls out his phone and calls emergency services.

      He gasps to the operator: "My friend is dead! What can I do?" The operator in a calm, soothing voice replies: "Take it easy. I can help. First, let's make sure he's dead."

      There is a silence, then a shot is heard.

      Back on the phone, the hunter says, "Ok, now what?"
    • 没觉得很好玩儿 :-(
      • 周六中午你有时间吗?还你CD,或许顺路噌饭?;-p
        • 你什么时候有时间就给我打电话吧,电话号发到你油箱里了。。。...
    • first line support?