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You Must Have Loved Your Mother-In-Law

erotica(erotica)
本文发表在 rolia.net 枫下论坛George went on a vacation to the Middle East with most of his family including his mother-in-law.
During their vacation and while they were visiting Jerusalem, George's mother-in-law died.
With the death certificate in hand, George went to the American Consulate Office to make arrangements to send the body back to the States for proper burial.
The Consul, after hearing of the death of the mother-in-law told George that the sending of a body back to the States for burial is very, very expensive. It could cost as much as $5,000.00. The Consul then advised that in most cases the person responsible for the remains normally
decides to bury the body here. This would only cost $150.00.
George thinks for some time and answers, "I don't care how much it will cost to send the body back; that's what I want to do."
The Consul, after hearing this, says "You must have loved your mother-in-law very much considering the difference in price."
"No, it's not that," says George. "You see, I know of a case many years ago of a person that was buried here in Jerusalem. On the third day he arose from the dead! I just can't take that chance.更多精彩文章及讨论，请光临枫下论坛 rolia.net
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Last Updated: 2015-2-7
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  • 枫下家园 / 幸福家庭 / 人本来是玉米糊糊，谁给加了烙饼? :-) 也罢，我来个洋版的：早上吃了做Mother-in-law做的coffee，egg omelette 和ham, 觉得生活很幸福， -erotica(erotica); 2015-2-7 {36} (#9244028@0)
    嗯，吃完了我可以找我的手枪去了......
    • You Must Have Loved Your Mother-In-Law -erotica(erotica); 2015-2-7 {1185} (#9244032@0)
      本文发表在 rolia.net 枫下论坛George went on a vacation to the Middle East with most of his family including his mother-in-law.
      During their vacation and while they were visiting Jerusalem, George's mother-in-law died.
      With the death certificate in hand, George went to the American Consulate Office to make arrangements to send the body back to the States for proper burial.
      The Consul, after hearing of the death of the mother-in-law told George that the sending of a body back to the States for burial is very, very expensive. It could cost as much as $5,000.00. The Consul then advised that in most cases the person responsible for the remains normally
      decides to bury the body here. This would only cost $150.00.
      George thinks for some time and answers, "I don't care how much it will cost to send the body back; that's what I want to do."
      The Consul, after hearing this, says "You must have loved your mother-in-law very much considering the difference in price."
      "No, it's not that," says George. "You see, I know of a case many years ago of a person that was buried here in Jerusalem. On the third day he arose from the dead! I just can't take that chance.更多精彩文章及讨论，请光临枫下论坛 rolia.net
      • LOL -dragonlover(叶公); 2015-2-12 (#9253273@0)
    • 赞手巧--做Mother-in-law/// -hipacific(...MakesMeFeelLive); 2015-2-7 (#9244033@0)

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