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Dear Tech Support,
Last year I upgraded from Boyfriend 5.0 to Husband 1.0
and noticed a distinct slow-down in overall system
performance - particularly in the flower and jewelry
applications, which operated flawlessly
under Boyfriend 5.0.
In addition, installation of Husband 1.0 seems to have
uninstalled many other valuable programs, such as
Romance 9.5 and Personal Attention 6.5, and then
installed such other undesirable programs
as NFL 5.0, NBA 3.0. and Golf Clubs 4.1. Conversation
8.0 no longer runs, and Housecleaning 2.6 simply
crashes the system. I've tried running Nagging 5.3 to
fix these problems, but to no avail.
What can I do?
Signed,
Desperate
Dear Desperate:
First keep in mind that Boyfriend 5.0 is an
Entertainment Package, while Husband 1.0 is an
Operating System.
Please enter the command: "http: I Thought You Loved
Me.htm" and try to download Tears 6.2, and don't
forget to install the Guilt 3.0 update.
If that application works as designed, Husband 1.0
should then automatically run the applications Jewelry
2.0 and Flowers 3.5. But remember, overuse of the
above application can cause Husband 1.0 to default to
Grumpy Silence 2.5, Happy Hour 7.0, or Beer 6.1. Beer
6.1 is a very bad program that will automatically
download the Snoring Loudly Beta.
Whatever you do, DO NOT install Mother-in-law 1.0 (it
runs a virus in the background which will eventually
seize control of all your system resources). Also, do
not attempt to reinstall the Boyfriend 5.0 program.
This is an unsupported application and will crash
Husband 1.0. In summary, Husband 1.0 is a great
program, but it does have limited memory and cannot
learn new applications quickly. You might consider
buying additional software to improve memory and
performance. We recommend Hot Food 3.0 and Lingerie
7.7.
Good Luck, Tech Support更多精彩文章及讨论，请光临枫下论坛 rolia.net
Dear Tech Support,
Last year I upgraded from Boyfriend 5.0 to Husband 1.0
and noticed a distinct slow-down in overall system
performance - particularly in the flower and jewelry
applications, which operated flawlessly
under Boyfriend 5.0.
In addition, installation of Husband 1.0 seems to have
uninstalled many other valuable programs, such as
Romance 9.5 and Personal Attention 6.5, and then
installed such other undesirable programs
as NFL 5.0, NBA 3.0. and Golf Clubs 4.1. Conversation
8.0 no longer runs, and Housecleaning 2.6 simply
crashes the system. I've tried running Nagging 5.3 to
fix these problems, but to no avail.
What can I do?
Signed,
Desperate
Dear Desperate:
First keep in mind that Boyfriend 5.0 is an
Entertainment Package, while Husband 1.0 is an
Operating System.
Please enter the command: "http: I Thought You Loved
Me.htm" and try to download Tears 6.2, and don't
forget to install the Guilt 3.0 update.
If that application works as designed, Husband 1.0
should then automatically run the applications Jewelry
2.0 and Flowers 3.5. But remember, overuse of the
above application can cause Husband 1.0 to default to
Grumpy Silence 2.5, Happy Hour 7.0, or Beer 6.1. Beer
6.1 is a very bad program that will automatically
download the Snoring Loudly Beta.
Whatever you do, DO NOT install Mother-in-law 1.0 (it
runs a virus in the background which will eventually
seize control of all your system resources). Also, do
not attempt to reinstall the Boyfriend 5.0 program.
This is an unsupported application and will crash
Husband 1.0. In summary, Husband 1.0 is a great
program, but it does have limited memory and cannot
learn new applications quickly. You might consider
buying additional software to improve memory and
performance. We recommend Hot Food 3.0 and Lingerie
7.7.
Good Luck, Tech Support更多精彩文章及讨论，请光临枫下论坛 rolia.net