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枫下家园 / 幸福家庭 / 在这转贴几个有关婚姻的笑话吧, 有点冷哦~~~
-littlebird09(小小鸟);
2012-10-18
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You have two choices in life: You can stay single and be miserable, or get married and wish you were dead.
-littlebird09(小小鸟);
2012-10-18
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At a cocktail party, one woman said to another,
'Aren't you wearing your wedding ring on the wrong finger?'
'Yes, I am. I married the wrong man.'
-littlebird09(小小鸟);
2012-10-18
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哈哈哈哈。。。
-redsky(忧伤苹果之秋乏);
2012-10-18
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钻戒不够大，不够亮 :)
-11219(11219);
2012-10-18
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A single man inserted an ad in the classifieds: 'Wife Wanted'. Next day he was inundated with offers. They all said the same thing: 'You can have mine.'
-littlebird09(小小鸟);
2012-10-18
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哈哈哈。。。太过分了啊。。。
-redsky(忧伤苹果之秋乏);
2012-10-18
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他们都想换老婆，因为长相没维多利亚漂亮，没那么多漂亮衣服和包包变幻莫测着，老婆们看起来。。。 :P
-11219(11219);
2012-10-18
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When a man steals your wife, there is no better revenge than to let him keep her.
-littlebird09(小小鸟);
2012-10-18
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A man is incomplete until he finds a spouse. Then he is finished .
-littlebird09(小小鸟);
2012-10-18
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A little boy asked his father, 'Daddy, how much does it cost to get married?'
Father replied, 'I don't know son, I'm still paying.'
-littlebird09(小小鸟);
2012-10-18
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A young son asked, 'Is it true Dad, that in some parts of Africa a man doesn't know his wife until he marries her?' Dad replied, 'That happens in every country, son.'
-littlebird09(小小鸟);
2012-10-18
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Then there was a man who said, 'I never knew what real happiness was until I got married, And, by then, it was too late.'
-littlebird09(小小鸟);
2012-10-18
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If you want your spouse to listen and pay strict attention to every word you say -- talk in your sleep.
-littlebird09(小小鸟);
2012-10-18
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总结：女人说话比较幽默。。。男人说话比较刻薄。。。
-redsky(忧伤苹果之秋乏);
2012-10-18
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今天看到的, 觉得就是些冷笑话,大家放松一下, 笑笑就算了 :)
-littlebird09(小小鸟);
2012-10-18
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有点看朱德庸漫画的感觉，挺好玩的，谢谢啦。。。
-redsky(忧伤苹果之秋乏);
2012-10-18
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Marriage is an institution in which a man loses his Bachelor's Degree and the woman gets her Masters.
-sr-71(Black);
2012-10-18
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哈哈哈~~~
-littlebird09(小小鸟);
2012-10-18
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Marriage is the triumph of imagination over intelligence.
-littlebird09(小小鸟);
2012-10-18
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When a man opens the door of his car for his wife, you can be sure of one thing: either the car or the wife is new.
-sr-71(Black);
2012-10-18
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this man不是财迷就是色鬼，嘎嘎嘎。。。
-redsky(忧伤苹果之秋乏);
2012-10-18
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为啥不会是尖头man呢？ ~ ~
-sr-71(Black);
2012-10-18
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尖头man已经频临绝种啦，呵呵。。。
-redsky(忧伤苹果之秋乏);
2012-10-18
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都磨园了, 变滑头了~~~LOL
-littlebird09(小小鸟);
2012-10-18
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婚姻烦恼无国界
-abetterworld(望远方);
2012-10-18
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自由恋爱造成的吧，包办婚姻好象就少很多问题，阿拉伯世界也少点吧。
-c1xwy(洪兴罩俺去战斗);
2012-10-18
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没有选择也就死心了，埋头走下去
-abetterworld(望远方);
2012-10-18
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也不时是完全没有选择,而是父母选过的.可能经验多些,选择的对象也靠谱些,稳定性也好些.
-3662930(aveeno);
2012-10-18
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let him go.
-yogurt22(旖旎云裳);
2012-10-18
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笑话而已~~ :)
-littlebird09(小小鸟);
2012-10-18
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Where there's marriage without love, there will be love without marriage. - Benjamin Franklin
-taoyuan(天涯);
2012-10-19
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Exactly！
-doihaveto(luckycouple);
2012-10-20
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